Hult Plaza Restaurant
401 East 10th Avenue,
Eugene, OR
(541) 484-2933

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Eugenified.com rating: 1 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 5

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As the goofballs on Fox News often say, things were so much better back in the old days. America was great, everyone got along, and diners served good, hearty food with a smile…Really?

Located in Hult Plaza, a little office complex not to be confused with Hult Center, the snazzily-named Hult Plaza Restaurant is a literal time machine that can transport you back to those glory days. So, to make a not long story shorter, here are my hastily scrawled notes from my recent journey to the past via Hult Plaza Restaurant:

“It seems the past has lots of gravy. In fact, it is covered in gravy. Even the gravy has gravy doused over the top of it. If you like gravy, then the past is a good place for you to go and eat.”

“If all that gravy doesn’t satisfy your taste for fat mixed with flour, then you can also try a cup of Chicken with Wild Rice Soup. Surprisingly, it is very thick and yellowish. Uhhh…Sorta like yellow gravy.”

“Good ol’ cows here in the past appear to have more gristle on their bones probably due to the lack of Pilates workouts in these days.”

“Here in the past, the diners are not real tidy or anything. Less competition I guess. Elvis is a big star still, so his posters are popular. The local college gets a few spots on the wall as well.”

“Isn’t it ironic that “hearty food” tends to lead to congestive heart failure?”

“I assumed that by visiting the past in this time machine, people would be younger. But in fact, everyone around me seems to be quite oldish.”

“Waitress seems very friendly with all the regular customers. I guess she is a little more shy with newcomers such as myself, especially since I am wearing this orange down vest which looks like a life-jacket to her. [Can you figure out this pop culture reference? Give your best guess in the comment section below.]”

“As per Doc’s warnings, I am trying not to disturb the time space continuum. Time to return to the future. [This one is much easier].”

Eugenified.com rating: 1 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 51 vote, average: 2.00 out of 5

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